Sunday, May 06, 2007

The Webolution has begun!

Following is the full text from The Shirt:

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By reading this shirt, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions:


IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: These license terms are a legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity) and the wearer of this shirt for the shirt on which this text is printed, which includes the English language sentence above and may include associated numbers, punctuation, and legalese (“Shirt”). YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT BY READING, SEEING, COPYING, REMEMBERING, HEARING, HEARING OF, TRANSLATING, OR OTHERWISE UNDERSTANDING OR INTERPRETING THE SHIRT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO READ, SEE, COPY, REMEMBER, HEAR, HEAR OF, TRANSLATE, INTERPRET, OR UNDERSTAND THE SHIRT.
You immediately and irrevocably release all Patents, Trademarks, Copyrights, and other intellectual property of which you are the whole or partial owner or rights holder into the public domain. You agree to indemnify the wearer of the Shirt in any and all legal proceedings arising from and/or irrellevant to any legal action taken by you, your designates, or your wholly or partially owned or controlled business and non-business entities. You agree to enact policies, practices, and guidelines in any jurisdiction you hold, whether public, private, or interpersonal, to prevent
the further decline and abuse of digital law, as defined and interpreted by the wearer of the Shirt. You promise to be a better person, fight for world peace and the end of evil and tyranny, and to call your estranged mother to make things right.
This agreement (including any addendum or amendment to this agreement which is included with the Shirt) are the entire agreement between you and the wearer of the Shirt relating to the Shirt and they supersede all prior or contemporaneous oral or written communications, proposals and representations with respect to the Shirt or any other subject matter covered by this agreement. To the extent the terms of any other agreement conflict with the terms of this agreement, the terms of this agreement shall control. Long live the Shirt!


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